The musings and ramblings of your typical [or maybe not] queer, 21 y/o college student who longs to get out of Dallas, Texas. I am a very opinionated sex worker. This is your warning. My blog is NSFW sometimes. Browse at your own risk. Tumblr (3.0; @false-catalyst)http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/<p>So very sad&#8230;</p>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51175562038http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51175562038Thu, 23 May 2013 16:48:04 -0500““We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year plans. We take ourselves very, very seriously. We are the peacemakers, the do-gooders, the givers, the savers. We are on time, overly prepared, well read, and witty, intellectually curious, always moving… We pride ourselves on getting as little sleep as possible and thrive on self-deprivation. We drink coffee, a lot of it. We are on birth control, Prozac, and multivitamins… We are relentless, judgmental with ourselves, and forgiving to others. We never want to be as passive-aggressive as our mothers, never want to marry men as uninspired as our fathers… We are the daughters of the feminists who said, “You can be anything,” and we heard, “You have to be everything.”””<br/><br/> - <em>Courtney Martin   (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://veritedansbeaute.tumblr.com/">veritedansbeaute</a>)</em>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51175465798http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51175465798Thu, 23 May 2013 16:46:52 -0500<p>And how come I&#8217;m not?</p>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51173103897http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51173103897Thu, 23 May 2013 16:14:43 -0500<p>Is that to much to ask?</p>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51171502728http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51171502728Thu, 23 May 2013 15:53:46 -0500Personal<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gayerthanjew.tumblr.com/post/47879973784/i-feel-my-american-bred-sense-of-entitlement-the">gayerthanjew</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top</p> </blockquote> <p>Truth.</p>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51169219652http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51169219652Thu, 23 May 2013 15:22:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>sugarmacaron:</p> <p>Kanye West getting deep on twitter</p> <p><br/> ugh thank you yeezus for blessing</p>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51168359603http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51168359603Thu, 23 May 2013 15:12:13 -0500TwitterKanye WestYeezus<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/471a8e22b29df1a5b74471da4aa9788c/tumblr_mknuxg7UMv1rxq3y0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m here for this.</p>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51168133534http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51168133534Thu, 23 May 2013 15:08:00 -0500Unf<p><a href="http://christianaaa.tumblr.com/post/51163664486/i-cant-get-down-with-non-women-of-color" class="tumblr_blog">christianaaa</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Just nope.</p> <p>Cause they (WoC) all so beautiful.</p> <p>Amen.</p></blockquote>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51164677427http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51164677427Thu, 23 May 2013 14:18:25 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dddebe44e0b2ecae47a4528c495462e7/tumblr_mn92wmJqQl1qlu1w6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://myinnerdomme.tumblr.com/post/51159224988/holy-hell-those-are-some-hard-core-boots" class="tumblr_blog">myinnerdomme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>holy hell, those are some hard core boots. </p></blockquote>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51164628009http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51164628009Thu, 23 May 2013 14:17:40 -0500WantBootsHeelsfashionTumblr app: I'm done loading <br /> Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs<br /> Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51162775835http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51162775835Thu, 23 May 2013 13:48:35 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crispycheezefriez.tumblr.com/post/51155790567">crispycheezefriez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Seriously can someone tell me this?</p> </blockquote>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51155864918http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51155864918Thu, 23 May 2013 11:45:46 -0500<p><a href="http://mariavontraphouse.tumblr.com/post/51124186835/if-all-the-reasons-for-people-to-laugh-at-drake" class="tumblr_blog">mariavontraphouse</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>If all the reasons for people to laugh at drake</p> <p>Of all the shit he has done</p> <p>People find it funny that he didn’t have a highschool diploma</p> <p>And decided to go get it for himself</p> <p>Wow</p> <p>I can’t with you basic ass elitist motherfuckers</p></blockquote>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51127906908http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51127906908Wed, 22 May 2013 23:34:14 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heartcramp.tumblr.com/post/45240543837/look-if-you-nicely-tell-me-that-swearing-makes">heartcramp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.</p> <p>But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.</p> </blockquote>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51127873549http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51127873549Wed, 22 May 2013 23:33:39 -0500Gpoy<p><a href="http://dallastxescort.tumblr.com/post/51119675122/if-you-have-exclusively-white-friends" class="tumblr_blog">dallastxescort</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bostonsugarbabe.tumblr.com/post/51118271160/if-you-have-exclusively-white-friends">bostonsugarbabe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tastemysugar.tumblr.com/post/51117777068/if-you-have-exclusively-white-friends">tastemysugar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://provocatoria.tumblr.com/post/51066911080/if-you-have-exclusively-white-friends">provocatoria</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t trust your ass, on principle. Too many white queer/leftist/feminist folks running around here talking about how they’re anti-racism but their hangouts look like a klan meeting. Hard pass. </p> </blockquote> <p>Lmao!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>LOL klan meetiiiing</p> </blockquote> <p>lol</p></blockquote>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51120678271http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51120678271Wed, 22 May 2013 21:47:56 -0500“I can tell you a fairytale; but every word is a lie.”<br/><br/> - <em>(via <a href="http://spoiledbabe.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">spoiledbabe</a>)</em>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51103145823http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51103145823Wed, 22 May 2013 18:01:37 -0500QuotePoetry<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mej4hnCTod1rio5kfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hiddle-stoned.tumblr.com/post/45742922330">hiddle-stoned</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://life-more-abundantly.tumblr.com/post/37537404204/denyselfandfollowchrist-spadeoface-he-looks">life-more-abundantly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://denyselfandfollowchrist.tumblr.com/post/37412409303/spadeoface-he-looks-like-one-of-the-french">denyselfandfollowchrist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spadeoface.tumblr.com/post/37391742094/he-looks-like-one-of-the-french-people-pushing-one">spadeoface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="660" src="http://i.imgur.com/krzBi.png" width="500"/></p> </blockquote> <p><br/>#DEAD</p> </blockquote> <p>You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.</p> </blockquote> <p>Poor bby got that thing stuck in his mouth.</p>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51102674773http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51102674773Wed, 22 May 2013 17:55:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b345879a0269641c0cce5bfdc0f36fc/tumblr_mn80tpTpb91qznxslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://littleorphanammo.tumblr.com/post/51100235184/this-dude-was-happily-taking-pictures-of-girls" class="tumblr_blog">littleorphanammo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This dude was happily taking pictures of girls legs, feet and whatever else he pleased without their consent. So I snapped my own pic and said “enjoy the internet motherfucker’. He laughed at me. Plz share. #publicshame #newYork #subway</p></blockquote>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51102188998http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51102188998Wed, 22 May 2013 17:48:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1kakeStNU1ro5a59o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://golddiggerr.tumblr.com/post/50992401084/http-instagram-com-msivana">golddiggerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://instagram.com/Msivana_"></a><a href="http://instagram.com/Msivana_"><a href="http://instagram.com/Msivana_">http://instagram.com/Msivana_</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51088710156http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51088710156Wed, 22 May 2013 14:50:42 -0500Art homeShowerWant<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e2e6fcb17ec87ea95f2b94a718672af/tumblr_mn6mvpvXF41qlnpmpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No really, I’m going to steal this #kitten. #golfball</p>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51048298372http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51048298372Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:49 -0500golfballkitten<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3835ddc5772ba360fa458feae446700c/tumblr_mn6lzdbFHB1qlnpmpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cute little #kitten is taking a #nap. I want to keep him.</p>http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51047065817http://false-catalyst.tumblr.com/post/51047065817Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:25 -0500napkitten