So does this.

(Source: funniest-stuff, via false-catalyst)

lockpickpornography:

saying “no homo” confirms that yes you did consider the homo

your mind skimmed the homo long enough that you saw it as an option and felt the need to deny it just in case the other party did too

(via spicyobsession)

kitkatdomme:

la-dominicana-loca:

LMFAO!!!!

DEAD. but I hate this shit too. Just because he’s “your boy” doesn’t mean I want his mentally unstable ass running around my fucking neighborhood.

*dead*

(Source: dimpleysmiley)

glossylalia:

marsandrist:

barackobama:

jimmychrist:

barack. 50. bisexual. im a boy and i wear makeup get over it. my parents dont understand me and i hate them. killjoy name: emobama exploder. this is an lgbt friendly blog. if u follow me i follow back.

omg no stop reblogging this it’s from my emo phase sTOP

SCREAMING

DONE. 

Hahaha.

(Source: sterlingarcher, via babsissuchafuckinglady-deactiva)

highvoodoopussypope:

tranqualizer:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but if you’re trying to make a ‘we’ there better be food

chile yes

(Source: ufuckinsnowglobe, via crackerhell)

daveosculation:

obama’s youtube ads are skippable, romney’s aren’t

i hope you think long and hard about who you’re going to vote for

(Source: clockworksexual, via vagina-thumper)

(Source: funniest-stuff, via thisisnotsugarzen)

loshun:

okatu:

windows98:

I CANT BREATHE

HOLY SHIT

DEAD.

(via dreamiermaalik)

(Source: shittime, via harleyhendrix)