My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for.
This is actually the most accurate thing I’ve seen all day
Why are books so damn expensive? Got me tryna perfect my old shoplifting techniques.
I just wanna
be licked from the back & choked a lil bitread my bible & praise the lord. Hallelujah hollaback yall. Amen.
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.