Dear Straight Men: How to Respond to “Sorry, I’m a Lesbian” (by LightSpeedSound)
So. Impossibly. Accurate.
^Yes. So perfect.
She’s shorter than me? I’m 5’5. It isn’t that hard to be taller than me!! I don’t think I’ve ever dated someone taller than me.
always worth a reblog.
bitches get shit done.
Lesbians get shit done.
you go to Ellen for you daytime talk entertainment, Rachel Maddow for your news, and Suze Orman for all your financial advice.
I am positive, multiple straight males will message me angry & defending themselves. So in advance, I do not doubt your abilities and am sure you’re fantastic in bed. Regards.