mylesbiansensesarestilltingling:

stahp i am too gay for this

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Mm…

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pr0n-star:

lgbtlaughs:

Dear Straight Men: How to Respond to “Sorry, I’m a Lesbian” (by LightSpeedSound)

So. Impossibly. Accurate. 

^Yes. So perfect.

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She’s shorter than me? I’m 5’5. It isn’t that hard to be taller than me!! I don’t think I’ve ever dated someone taller than me. 

xcentrique:

Beautiful.

(Source: riley-ferretboy-konor)

danktankbro:

thecityhorse:

the-dmo-show:dorothy-snarker:

always worth a reblog.

bitches get shit done.

Lesbians get shit done.

(via b0ngripz)

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youknowyouarealesbianwhen:

you go to Ellen for you daytime talk entertainment, Rachel Maddow for your news, and Suze Orman for all your financial advice.

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jennaanne01:

youcaneverbreakme:

Accurate.. 

I am positive, multiple straight males will message me angry & defending themselves. So in advance, I do not doubt your abilities and am sure you’re fantastic in bed. Regards.

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