Cracked does it again. I love them. Especially for the piece they did on Hollywood’s portrayal of Africa as this monolithic mass of corrupt soldiers, warlords, and “uncivilized savages”.
How many middle-aged white women fear their husbands will find them less attractive if their weight drops to less than 200 pounds?
Really, #doe?
Fucking seriously? What is this even?
What will it take for you to shut the fuck up?
This enrages me. Sex trafficking is a real thing, and it’s not synonymous with sex workers. Jesus fucking Christ. How about you spend your time and resources actually combating the problem instead of trying to force sex workers who are able to do their work and screen people from the safety of the Internet onto the street.
I’m sorry, that would require someone to actually think about the issues involved rather than just going with the popular opinion that makes people “feel good.”
It’s okay. Whores aren’t real people, so it’s fine if we decide to make carrying condoms scary for them, call it “theft of services” when they’re gang raped, or try to shut down needle exchanges.
(Source: newsweek, via musingsofasexworker)
One more reason to love Tits and Sass. One more reason to hate Jezebel.
So I just came across this group called “No Hairy Girls”
The description is as followsWe talk about everyone not in this group.
We love a nicely shaved women.
Can’t talk or take shit talking, get out.The group admins are two people that I recently have been attacked by (suicide prevention fiasco)
This group is about me.
Do you know how I fucking feel right now?
wow what the actual fuck
and Jaycock Hanson,
from Aberdeen, Washington, eh?
Let’s make themmm famous this year. Get a few people to reblog this and let’s let any future employers see what sort of people they’re hiring when they Google their names.
i’m for that.
what kind of name is Chazdyn Shackleton or Jaycock Hanson for that matter?
ughhh what is the big deal with body hair -_________- i literally hate like 99% of men. sorry not sorry.
(via theaetherealmeadow)
having flashbacks to livejournal, hard
avatar tutorials yanno? Used to be all on that shit.
(Source: allnicki)
Reading this makes me sick. What kind of a sick asshole says this…do you realize how big of a trigger this is…how.dare.you.
Are you fucking serious right now?
(Source: lexaprozac)
(Source: aphoticoccurrences, via karnythia)
“By Studio Deen, a 25 episode yuri anime about sono’s suffering.”
WOW THE MOST FUCKING ACCURATE THING.
I AM THE WORST FUCKING ANIME GUYS I’VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS.
By J.C. Staff, a 48 episode yuri anime about Gabriella Juliet Gordian’s becoming god.
so madoka but longer? cool.
By White Fox, a 26 episode hentai anime about Dave’s path to darkness.
accurate
By White Fox, a 14 episode hentai anime about Emma’s time travel adventures.
why just 14 episodes
By Madhouse, a 24 episode fantasy anime about Rosemary’s private parts.
I…. how… what???
“By Sunrise, a 500 episode BL anime about nova-bright’s private parts.”
huhhhh.
” By Madhouse, a 7 episode mystery anime about Melissa’s homo adventures. ”
word.
“By Shaft, a 200 episode BL anime about Jessica’s drunk adventures.”
If I do “Jessica” I get the same as above and it is infinitely more appropriate than if I do all lower case: “By Brains Base, a 3000 episode horror anime about jessica’s fetishes.”
Cause seriously guys I don’t have enough fetishes to fill up a 3000 episode horror anime. I swear.
By P.A. Works, a 51 episode BL anime about Jes’ path to darkness.
By Manglobe, a 26 episode romcom anime about Rena’s journey across the world. Word.
deduceforme’s homo level is [■■■■■■■■□□] 80%!
welp.
deduced-and-vindicated’s homo level is [■■■■■■■■■□] 90%!
Therese’s homo level is [■■■■■■■■■■] 100%!
Allison’s homo level is [■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■] 1000% wow!
LOL WHAT.
Madeline’s homo level is [■■■■■■■■■□] 90%!
Kara’s homo level is [■■■□□□□□□□] 30%!
BULLSHIT
Jes’s homo level is [■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■] 1000% wow!
AWWW YEEEEAAAAH
KARA YOU HOMO!!
Rena’s homo level is [■■■■■■■□□□] 70%!
Uhh…
(Source: carryonyoucleverboy)
