I love hiking when I’m high.
in chronological order:
- remove shoes
- remove bra while keeping shirt on, unless shirt is uncomfortable, in which case both shirt and bra are to be removed and replaced with large, likely unwashed t-shirt (probably obtained for free at some campus event)
- remove pants. if feeling fancy or if wearing thong, put on shorts. if it is cold, put on sweatpants. if it is very cold, skip the sweatpants and crawl into bed.
^All of this. Exactly.