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The musings and ramblings of your typical [or maybe not] queer, 21 y/o college student who longs to get out of Dallas, Texas. I am a very opinionated sex worker. This is your warning. My blog is NSFW sometimes. Browse at your own risk.

ethiopienne:

in chronological order:- remove shoes- remove bra while keeping shirt on, unless shirt is uncomfortable, in which case both shirt and bra are to be removed and replaced with large, likely unwashed t-shirt (probably obtained for free at some campus event)- remove pants. if feeling fancy or if wearing thong, put on shorts. if it is cold, put on sweatpants. if it is very cold, skip the sweatpants and crawl into bed.

^All of this. Exactly.

ethiopienne:

in chronological order:
- remove shoes
- remove bra while keeping shirt on, unless shirt is uncomfortable, in which case both shirt and bra are to be removed and replaced with large, likely unwashed t-shirt (probably obtained for free at some campus event)
- remove pants. if feeling fancy or if wearing thong, put on shorts. if it is cold, put on sweatpants. if it is very cold, skip the sweatpants and crawl into bed.

^All of this. Exactly.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

#someecards #gpoy

ethiopienne:

urbanizedfunk:

My life.

And that first F is questionable, too. Word to white boy.

ethiopienne:

urbanizedfunk:

My life.

And that first F is questionable, too. Word to white boy.

(Source: thefunnygentleman)

#funny #someecards
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